Mad #409 September 2001

• Cover Artist: Roberto Parada

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• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page
• Letters (photos of Bob Clarke, Sergio Aragones, Don (Duck) Edwing, Nick Meglin, Tom Richmond, R.J. Matson, Jack Davis, Angelo Torres, C. F. Payne, Charles Kochman, Grey Blackwell, and Matt Groening at the 55th annual Reuben Awards in Boca Raton, Florida, May 25, 2001 - that year's winner: Jack Davis)
  (stills from The Simpsons "New Kids on the Blecch" episode)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Hurl Horror (movie satire) (written by Arnie Kogen)
  (Angelo Torres art / color by Digital Chameleon)
• The Mad Mall Directory
  (written by Mike Snider / Tom Bunk art / John Sazaklis icons)

• Creeping Signs That Might Lead You to Believe Global Warming is for Real (John Caldwell)
• Maimed Flesh - The Magazine for People Who Mutilate Their Bodies With Excessive Tattoos
  and Grotesque Piercings in a Misguided Cry for Attention (written by Scott Maiko / Hermann Mejia art)
• Ad for Color Classics #4 - September 2001 and The Mad Bathroom Companion - Number Two book
• Monroe &... The Great American Road Trip - Part One (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• "How We First Met" Stories That Today's Young Lovers Will Be Stuck With - Vol. II
  (written by Mike Snider / R.J. Matson art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Julia Roberts
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• A Mad Look at Shrek (Sergio Aragones)
• Perennial Sports Calendar (written by Mike Mikula / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• The Wicked Link! (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bill Wray art)
• Fold-In -- What horrific events is the government increasingly concerned about? (Al Jaffee)