Mad #407 July 2001

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Mad XL #10 - July 2001
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas **various places around the magazine
• A Mad Look at Jackass (Sergio Aragones)
• Realistic Talking Toys! (written by Darren Johnson / Irving Schild photos)
• You've Officially Become Your Mother/Father When...
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Amanda Conner art)
• Rap Music Predictions for the Coming Year (written by Arie Kaplan / Drew Friedman art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• One Fine Day Along the Yellow Brick Road (written by Michael Gallagher / James Warhola art)
• Rejected Reality TV Shows (written by Greg Leitman / Hermann Mejia art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Monroe &... "Jackass" (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Mad's Photo Personals Gallery (written by Jeff Kruse / Irving Schild photos)
• Blind Man's Fluff (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Questions You Never Want to Be Asked on a Summer Job Application
  (John Caldwell / color by Digital Chameleon)
• Mad's Complete Guide to Shipping Your Aging Relative Off to a Nursing Home
  (written by Mike Snider / Kevin Pope art)
• AT&Fee Wireless (ad parody) (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Sluts in the City (TV satire) (written by Josh Gordon / Mort Drucker art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Johnny Knoxville
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What televised sports disaster horrified millions of viewers this year? (Al Jaffee)