Mad #354 February 1997

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions - That's Abominable!!! (C2)
  (Richard Williams art from The Abominable Snow Mad)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
  • Timothy Arends - Hobart, IN
  • AWells0925@aol.com
  • Mr. Tracy K. Lorenz - Grand Haven, MI
  • Celebrity Snap with #346 -
    Ryan Reinbold (with Richard Gephardt) - Bridgeport, MI
  • Celebrity Snap with #345 -
    Kendra Levin (with Tom Harkin) - Marblehead, MA
  • Bob Van Winkle - Peoria, IL
  • Mad Mumblings@aol.com - BolkoVR, Peetrie, Davedodger, WeenieMan5, SlickJoe09, TELEBOR
  • Amanda Cochran - Bramwell, WV
  • Trevor Oakes, Ryan Oakes, William Kuykendall -
    Somewhere in America
• Ad for The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Rancid (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art) (4-8)
• Richard Simmons' Etiquette Guide for the 1000 lb. Man
  (written by Mike Snider / Al Jaffee art) (9-12)
• Even More Chilling Thoughts
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (13-15)
• Updating Star Wars for the Future
  (written by Larry Sutter / Angelo Torres art) (16-17)
• Stoppa-Da-Sneezin'
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Irving Schild photo) (18-19)
• A Mad Look at Cigar Smoking (Sergio Aragones) (20-23)
• Star Wars Macarena (song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art) (24-25)
• Alternatives to the Heimlich Maneuver
  (written by Tom Cheney / Jack Davis art) (26-27)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (28-32)
• Tell-It-Like-It-Is Video Rental Categories
  (written by Russ Cooper / Tom Bunk art) (33-35)
• Spy Vs. Spy - mine-carrying sewer pipe missile
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (36-37)
• The Harrowing Harpist Happenstance
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (38)
• Star Wars Playsets You May Have Missed
  (written by David Shayne / James Warhola art) (39-41)
• Beavis and Butt-Head Go Hollywood
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Dave Manak art) (42-44)
• Truly Unbelievable Plot Twists in Action Movies
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art) (45-47)
• Drama on Page 48! -
  Indian's cell phone (John Caldwell) (48)
• Fold-In -- What pop culture phenomenon
  would we like to see shot down? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Continuation of Front Cover -
  (view side by side)
  (inset) One Day on the Snowy Plains of Hoth
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)