Mad #295 June 1990

• Cover Artist and Writer: John Caldwell

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• Ad for Super Special Fall 1990 - Our Creature Presentation
• Contents Page
• Ad for Subscriptions featuring A Pretentious Compendium of Mad's Very Best Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions by
  Al Jaffee and Mad Zaps the Human Race! by Frank Jacobs
  Big Book Bonuses
• Letters
• Ad for Don (Duck) Edwing's Madventures
  of Almost Superheroes Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Bleak For the Future Part II (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• When "Doublespeak" Takes Over Completely
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sergio Aragones art)
• "When I Was Your Age..." Stories Today's
  Kids Will Be Telling Their Grandchildren
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
• Sports Disasters of the 1980's
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
• The Meaty Mermaid Menace (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• America's 9 Most Wanted Jerks (Paul Peter Porges)
• Some Truly Joyous Things You Could Do if You Won the Lottery (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Future Sitcoms That Break Fresh Ground
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sam Viviano art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Mad's Really Relevant Collection of Lists
  (written by Frank Jacobs / John Caldwell art)
• TV and Movie Credits You Probably Missed
  (written by Mike Snider)
• More Mad Switcheroos (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
• A Modern Day Fairy Tale - The Turtle and the Hare
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Jones art)
• Look Who's Squawking (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• The Longwinded Laboratory Liquidation (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• If Famous Movies Were Made Into Comic Strips
  (Russ Cooper)
• Mad's Ultimate TV Remote Control
  (written by Mark Dressler / George Woodbridge art)
• Fold-In -- A "Snappy Answers to Stupid
  Questions" Smoking Confrontation (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Night Deposit
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)