Mad #293 March 1990

• Cover Artist and Writer: Sergio Aragones

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• Ad for Super Special Summer 1990 - Mad in Your Face!
• Contents Page
• Ad for Subscriptions featuring A Pretentious Compendium of Mad's Very Best Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions by
  Al Jaffee and Mad Zaps the Human Race! by Frank Jacobs
  Big Book Bonuses
• Letters (photo of Billy Dee Williams with #290)
  (photos of Sergio Aragones with fake celebrities)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Lethal Wreckin' Too! (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art)
• The Extraordinary Eulogy Entrapment (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Mad's Handy Foreign Phrase Guide for
  Various Types of Americans in Various Lands
  (written by Amy Gillett / Sergio Aragones art)
• Mad's 12-Point Plan for Improving America Without Spending More Tax Dollars (written by Tom Koch / Mort Drucker art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• The Mad Nasty File - Volume IV
  (written by Tom Koch / Gerry Gersten art)
• The Chilling Chopper Chapter (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Apex Technical Schools for Other Occupations
  (written by Chris Hart / George Woodbridge art)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes On the Set of a Slasher Movie
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Greg Theakston art)
• Past the Prime of Their Life (song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• When Pressure Groups Really Take Over
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art)
• Party Games for One (Paul Peter Porges)
• Mad's Video Reviews (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art)
• Mad Asks: Which is the Lesser of Two Evils???
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• TV-Show "Theme Weeks" That Didn't Quite Work Out
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
• A Mad Look at The Fabulous 1980's
  (written by Larry Siegel and Bill Fibbers / Angelo Torres art)
• The Astounding Aeronautic Adventure (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Fold-In -- What beloved, legendary ball player is
  a poor bet to make the Hall of Fame? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- The Mad Dart Board
  (idea by Joel Z. Krisanda / Bob Clarke art)