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Mad #259 December 1985
Cover Artists:
Harvey Kurtzman
and
Will Elder
Ad for Subscriptions
Contents Page
Letters (
TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes
features animations with art by
Sergio Aragones
)
Ads for
Son of Mad Sucks
Paperback, Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
Mort Drucker
's Mad Show-Stoppers
big book
Sergio Aragones
Drawn-Out Dramas
**various places around the magazine
Dumbo - More Blood Part II (movie satire)
(written by
Dick DeBartolo
/
Mort Drucker
art)
One Disastrous Day on the Atlantic
(written by
Al Jaffee
/
Don Martin
art)
Superior Girl (Madonna song parody)
(written by
Frank Jacobs
/
Al Jaffee
art)
NASA's Proposed Questionnaire for Civilian
Space Shuttle Passengers (written by
John Ficarra
)
A Mad Look at Bugs (
Sergio Aragones
)
Some Straight Talk About Selling Cigarettes to a Hostile Public (written by
Billy Doherty
)
Cabbage Patch Products for People Who Hate Cabbage
Patch Products (written by
Charlie Kadau
and
Joe Raiola
)
(
George Woodbridge
art)
The Lighter Side of... (
Dave Berg
)
One Dark Day in Prison
(written by
Dick DeBartolo
/
Don Martin
art)
Gigglin's Island (TV rerun satire)
(written by
Larry Siegel
/
Sam Viviano
art)
How to End a Date Painlessly (
Paul Peter Porges
)
Bad Habit Enders (
Al Jaffee
)
TV God Magazine (written by
Larry Siegel
/
Mort Drucker
art)
14 Reasons Why You'll Miss Seeing Halley's Comet
(written by
Tom Koch
/
Paul Coker, Jr.
art)
Nut Court (TV satire)
(written by
Larry Siegel
/
Angelo Torres
art)
One Depressing Day in the Dungeon
(written by
Don (Duck) Edwing
/
Don Martin
art)
Mad's Snappy Comments on Stupid Government Policies
and Abuses (written by
Lou Silverstone
/
Bob Clarke
art)
Mad Double Features (
Tom Hachtman
)
Fold-In -- What biological force threatens to
destroy an international institution? (
Al Jaffee
)
Back Cover -- The Alfred E. Neumaneuver -
First Aid for the Restaurant Choking Victim
(written by
Dick DeBartolo
/
Bob Clarke
art)
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