Mad #258 October 1985

• Cover Artist: Al Jaffee

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• Ad for Super Special Spring 1986 - Classic Flops
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for A Mad Guide to Parents, Teachers, and Other Enemies
  Paperback and Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad's Academy Awards for Teenage Films
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
  (with clips from the following movie satires)
  • Getcha
  • All the Right Movements
  • Classless
  • Hot Dawg - The Movie
  • The Breakfast Bunch
  • Flashing Times at Ridgemont High
  • Caddyshlock
  • Cop Academy
  • Revenge of the Nerdballs
  • Primate School
  • Pokey's
  • Frisky Business
  • Footloosed
  • Zapping
  • Pokey's Revenge
  • Valley Chick
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• A Fairy Tale We'd Like to See
  (written by John Rios / Bob Jones art)
• A Mad Look at Some Not-So-Famous First Attempts
  (written by Mike Snider / Al Jaffee art)
• Goons, They Know How it's Done! (Cyndi Lauper song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
• The Mad Computer Primer
  (written by John Boni / Al Jaffee art)
• Practical Computer Programs for Normal Everyday Use
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• One Fine Morning at the Office
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Don Martin art)

• The Computer Company President of the Year (written by Dick DeBartolo / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Casey at the Byte - with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer (written by Frank Jacobs / Don Martin art)
• If Computers are so Brilliant... (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
• Mad's Guide to Computer Language (written by Charlie Kadau / Jack Davis art)
• The Mad Computer Program (Sergio Aragones / designed & programmed by Lauretta Jones and Toma)
• Mad's Celebrity Supermarket (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Bob Clarke art)
• Goofies (movie satire) (written by Stan Hart / Jack Davis art)
• Justice Once (Sergio Aragones)
• Fold-In -- Which gruesome twosome was responsible for the premature passing of the dearly departed?
  (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- What's the Beef? - The Weinburger
  (written by Al Jaffee / Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)