Mad #69 March 1962

• Cover Artist: Kelly Freas
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Liberty Mutilate Insurance Company (Lester Krauss photo)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Subscriptions, Fighting Mad, Alfred E. Neuman bust,
  A Golden Trashery of Mad, Alfred E. Neuman portrait
• Introducing "Hitchy-Switchies" - A New Mad Game
  **various places around the magazine
• Alfred's Poor Almanac
  (written by Frank Jacobs / John Putnam art)
• If Babies Could Take "Parent Pictures"
  (written by Don Reilly / Wally Wood art)
• Mad Previews the Top News Stories of 1962
  (written by Larry Siegel / Joe Orlando art)
• The Lighter Side of The Dentist (Dave Berg)
• The Painter (Don Martin)
• Fight Songs for Schools that Can't Afford Major Sports
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• At the Movies (Don Martin)
• Model Building Kits for Adults
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Guest of Royalty (Don Martin)
• Padded Magazine Stories
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• A Special "Feature Length" Mad Look at TV
  • Chapter Contents Page (Jack Rickard art)
  • If TV Shows Were Actually Like Their "Capsuled Descriptions" (written by Earle Doud / Mort Drucker art)
  • The Infernal Triangle
    (written by Lois Carpenter / Bob Clarke art)
  • Some TV Ads We Never Got to See (Jack Rickard art)
    (written by Dick DeBartolo (his first) and Al Jaffee)
  • The "Stone-Age" Trend on TV
    (written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Mort Drucker art)
  • Less Violent TV Shows
    (written by E. Nelson Bridwell / George Woodbridge art)
  • TV Dinners to Match the Shows
    (written by Sy Reit / Bob Clarke art)
  • When Culture Comes to Top-Rated TV Shows
    (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art)
• The Hitchiker (Don Martin)
• Ad for The Fourth Annual Edition of More Trash From Mad
  featuring 20-page Sing Along With Mad Song Book
• Back Cover -- The Saturday Evening Post Allegedly Revamped
  (Norman Mingo art)