Mad #426 February 2003

• Cover Artist: James Kirkland

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• Contents Page (1)
• "It used to be that after years of service, your company
  would give you a gold watch. Now you're lucky if they
  give you the time of day!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (photo of Frank Jacobs with 2002 Eisner Award)
  (photos of Anton Fig with #423 and the cast of Hairspray
  visits the Mad offices) (2-3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Schlubs (TV satire)
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Tom Richmond art) (4-8)
• Hey America, Cheer Up!
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Hermann Mejia art) (9-11)
• When Veterinarians Go Bad (John Caldwell) (12-13)