MAD #267 — December 1986

"People on ego trips should buy one-way tickets." — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for MAD's Spy vs. Spy Board Game
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Ads for Big Hairy MAD Paperback and Subscriptions
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• Top Gunk (movie satire)

  Naval Air Farce Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Special #78 — January 1992
  • MAD Special #120 — April 1997
  • MAD About the Eighties — 1999
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  • MAD Spoofs the ‘80s — Special Collector's Edition 2016
  4–8
• Early One Morning at the Hospital

  Don Martin Dept. Part I

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Don Martin

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  9
• MAD's Practical Joke Catalogue for Courtrooms

  ...And Jest is For All Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #78 — January 1992
  • MAD #37 — June 2024
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 8 — Mar/Apr 2024
  10–11
• A MAD Peek Behind the Scenes at a Music Video

  Schlock Around the Rock Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Jack Davis

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #93 — May 1994
  12–13
• Spy vs. Spy — rock through hole / tank spring

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 7 collections

  • MAD Special #80 — March 1992
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • Spy vs. Spy — Mega Mini Kit — 2010
  • Spy vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  • MAD Presents Spy vs. Spy — An Explosive Celebration — 2015
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 9 — Aug/Sep 2024
  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor — Vol. 2 — Aug/Sep 2025
  14
• Mr. Jolly Rogers' Neighborhood Visits a Local Bank

  Better Dead Than Fred Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #78 — January 1992
  • MAD #26 — August 2022
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 2 — Aug/Sept 2022
  15–18
• Horrifying Crime Cliches...

  Our Creature Presentation Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD Special #81 — May 1992
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — 2000
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  • MAD #23 — February 2022
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 1 — May/June 2022
  19–21
• MAD's Fearless Forecast for the Upcoming TV Season

  E.S.P.-U Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #78 — January 1992
  22–23 sample
• The Three Mile Island Children's Zoo

  A View to a Spill Dept.

  Tom Hachtman

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — 2000
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  • MAD Kids #12 — September 2008
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  24–25 sample
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #83 — September 1992
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — 2000
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  26–30
• The Defense Contractors' Clearinghouse Catalog

  Too Steep, Per Chance to Ream Dept.

  Written by John Rios / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #80 — March 1992
  31–33
• The Advantages of Being Dumped

  Paying Off Alone Dept.

  Paul Peter Porges

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #90 — November 1993
  34–35
• MAD's Modern Day Tongue Twisters

  Better Read Than Said Dept.

  Written by David Ames / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #86 — March 1993
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Gushing Fourth Edition — 2004
  36
• Head Trip

  Sergio Aragones Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #81 — May 1992
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — 2000
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Sergio Aragonés — 2010
  37
• Those Ridiculous Little Things TV Commercials Say!

  Shuns of Pitches Dept.

  Written by Tom Koch / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #84 — November 1992
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — 2000
  • The MAD Bathroom Companion — The Mother Load — 2004
  38–39
• Future "Special Editions" of Trivial Pursuit

  The Lame of the Game Dept.

  Idea by Elizabeth White / Written by Charlie Kadau & Joe Raiola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #86 — March 1993
  40–41
• Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk

  Don Martin Dept. Part II

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Don Martin

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  42
• Grabme & Spacey (TV satire)

  Officers in Dis-Dress Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #81 — May 1992
  43–47
• Early One Evening in Las Vegas

  Don Martin Dept. Part III

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Don Martin

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD #48 — April 2026
  48
• Fold-In — How can devastating floods of gunk and filth be stopped?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Free Car Window Bonus — "Schmuck on Board!"

  Written by Charlie Kadau

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Completely MAD — 1991
  • MAD Special #83 — September 1992
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