Mad #257 September 1985

• Covers Artist: Richard Williams
• Covers Writer: Sergio Aragones

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• Ad for Super Special Winter 1985 -
  The Worst from Mad (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Notice how girls who claim that all men are alike
  seldom have trouble spotting the difference between
  you and Tom Selleck?" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Mad Murders the Movies Paperback and Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Witless (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (4-8)
• One Bright Morning at a Boston Cemetery
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (9)
• Relevant Fortune Cookies For Other Dining Spots
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art) (10-12)
• Woodstock Revisited
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sergio Aragones art) (13-15)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• One Dark Afternoon in Edmonton
  (written by Mat Jacobs / Don Martin art) (21)
• The Mad Sports Page (22-23)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Bob Clarke art)
• A Frequent Flyer Bonus Program We'd Like to See
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art) (24-25)
• A Mad Look at the Disneyworlds (Sergio Aragones) (26-29)
• Celebrity Silhouettes...or...Which Famous Person is Which? (written by Rurik Tyler / Bob Clarke art) (30-31)
• First Annual Reunion - Guests of The Phil Donahue Show
  (written by Elizabeth White / Sam Viviano art) (32-33)
• Practicing Sports in and Around the Home
  (Paul Peter Porges) (34-35)
• The Mad Stress Chart
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (36-38)
• Truly Logical "Transformers" (Al Jaffee) (39-41)
• One Glorious Evening in Death Valley
  (written by Alan Zweibel / Don Martin art) (42)
• Mate & Ali-mony (TV satire)
  (written by Dennis Snee / Mort Drucker art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What is fast becoming America's
  most expensive leisure time activity? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Flashers Against Nudity
  (Reverse of Front Cover)

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• First issue with John Ficarra and Nick Meglin
  as sole co-editors