Mad #109 March 1967

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Cover Writer: Antonio Prohias

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• Ad for The Fourth Annual Collection of Mad Follies
  featuring the Mad Mobile (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Efficiency Experts are smart enough to tell you how to
  run your business, and too smart to start one of their own!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters Dept. (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions - "Aren't you glad you subscribe to Mad? Don't we wish everybody did!" (Irving Schild photo of lady with shampoo-soaked hair) , Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT. (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Who in Heck is Virginia Woolfe?NO ONE OVER 18 WILL BE PERMITTED
  TO READ THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE
  UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A CHILD DEPT. (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• Correspondence Schools for Repulsive PeopleGRADUATING CRASS DEPT.
  (written by Phil Hahn and Jack Hanrahan) (11-13)
• In the Locker RoomDON MARTIN DEPT. PART I (Don Martin) (14-15)
• The Lighter Side of ArgumentsBERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT. (Dave Berg) (16-19)
• Announcements for EverythingMAD TAKES PLEASURE IN PRESENTING THIS DEPT.
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (20-22)
• Spy Vs. SpyJOKE AND DAGGER DEPT. PART I - twisted flier /
  submarine shark switch (Antonio Prohias) (23)
• The Preamble RevisitedYOU GOTTA HAVE A STRONG CONSTITUTION DEPT. (Max Brandel) (24-25)
• Idiot-Proof ProductsTHE BRAIN AND STRAIN IS MAINLY ON THE WANE DEPT. (Al Jaffee) (26-30)
• DowntownDON MARTIN DEPT. PART II (Don Martin) (31)
• Horrifying ClichesSPOOKING FROM PICTURES DEPT.
  (written by Phil Hahn / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (32-33)
• Spy Vs. SpyJOKE AND DAGGER DEPT. PART II - periscope pull /
  urban mannequin spy is real (Antonio Prohias) (34)
• Mad School Songs for Everyday ActivitiesSISS...BOOM...BLAH...DEPT.
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (35-37)
• How Various Magazines Might
  Handle the Same Cartoon SituationEDITORIAL WHEEZE DEPT.
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art) (38-39)
• Advertising Endorsements We'll Probably Never Get to SeeWILD PITCHES DEPT.
  (written by Max Brandel / UPI photos) (40-42)
• Doc TariHOLLYWOOD AND VINES DEPT. (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art) (43-47)
• Cop ArtFINGER PAINTING DEPT.
  (written by Harry Borgman / George Woodbridge art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What is Today's Most
  Shocking Drug Menace? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- The K.E.N.T. Society (Knowledge Ends
  Needless Tumors) (written by Vic Cowen / Bob Clarke art)

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