Mad #485 January 2008

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      watercooler goldfish (Glen LeLievre)
    • The Godfrey Report
    • Tips to Avoid Identity Theft: A Fundalini Consumer Fraud Feature (written by Dick DeBartolo)
    • Mad's Sketchy Comedy Outtakes from 30 Rock
    • Graphic Novel Review - The Amazing Spider-Man: Irreversible Terminal Demise, Vol. 1
      (written by Desmond Devlin / Todd Nauck art)
  • Ad for Spy vs Spy 2 - The Joke and Dagger Files, The Mad War on Bush,
    Mad About Star Wars, and The Completely Mad Don Martin books (11)
  • The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2007 (introduction page) (13)
    • 1. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennel - "Michael & Me" -
      (Marley & Me book cover parody) (written by Jeff Kruse / Mark Fredrickson art) (14)
    • 2. Bush Breaks Presidential Record For Time Off - (Lincoln Memorial parody)
      (written by Desmond Devlin / Mark Stutzman art) (15)
    • 3. Don Imus - "NappyQuest" - (MapQuest parody) (written by Dave Croatto) (16)
    • 4. Britney Spears - "Britney and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year" -
      (Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day book parody)
      (Gary Hallgren art) (18-19)
    • 5. Walter Reed Army Hospital Scandal - "G.I.Woe - Forgotten Warrior" - (G.I.Joe toy parody)
      (written by Jacob Lambert / G.I. Woe figure by Dave Croatto / Irving Schild photos) (20)
    • 6. The Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Trial - "Three Men and Anne Nicole's Baby" -
      (Three Men and a Baby movie poster parody) (Mort Drucker art) (22)
    • 7. Paris Hilton - "Let's Go - Guide to Paris 2007 Prison Edition" (travel book parody) (23)
    • 8. The Crazy Diapered Astronaut - "Unrequited Luvs" (ad parody)
      (written by Scott Maiko / Charles Akins art) (24)
    • 9. The Giant Chinese-Made Toy Recall - "Recalled Toys-R-Us" (ad slick parody)
      (written by Matthew A. Cohen and Jason Schneider) (26)
    • 10. Isaiah Washington Bashes Homosexuals - "Homo Phobe" -
      (Home Alone movie poster parody) (Richard Williams art) (27)
    • 11. Keith Richards Sniffs His Father's Ashes - "Snorting News" -
      (Sporting News magazine cover parody) (written by Jacob Lambert / Mark Fredrickson art) (28)
    • 12. Scooter Libby - "Mad Libbys" - (Mad Libs book parody) (written by Jacob Lambert) (29)
    • 13. The Sopranos Finale -
      "Alternate Sopranos Endings That Would Have Been Better" (Tom Richmond art) (30-31)
    • 14. The Creation Museum - "Night at the Creation Museum" -
      (Night at the Museum movie poster parody) (written by Josh Eiserike / Hermann Mejia art) (32)
    • 15. If I Did It By O.J. Simpson -
      "If We Did It - Confessions on the Ways We'd Kill O.J." (Drew Friedman art) (33)
    • 16. Lindsay Lohan - "Lindsay - Fully Loaded" -
      (Herbie- Fully Loaded movie poster parody) (written by Nick Danzi / Scott Bricher art) (34)
    • 17. Alberto Gonzales - "Looney Times: Alberto 'Sleazy' Gonzales" -
      (Looney Tunes: Speedy Gonzales TV poster parody) (Steve Smallwood art) (35)
    • 18. Senator Craig In The Bathroom Stall - "There's Something About Larry" -
      (There's Something About Mary movie poster parody) (Mick Coulas art) (36)
    • 19. Tainted Pet Food - Fold-In (Al Jaffee) (37)
    • 20. Sanjaya Malakar - "Really Freakin' Bad" -
      (Bad - Michael Jackson album cover parody) (Scott Bricher art) (38)
  • Ad for Subscription with bonus #43 print offer (17)
  • Ad for Mad Classics #20
  • Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art) (40-41)
  • Spy vs. Spy - palm tree top slides down / general's shoulder pad rig (Peter Kuper) (42-43)
  • What The Heck is the Difference? (featuring cover #276) (44)
  • A Mad Look At Dancing With The Stars (Sergio Aragones) (45-48)