Mad #485 January 2008

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin,
  Harrison Greenbaum, Glen LeLievre, Hermann Mejia,
  Todd Nauck, Bob Staake, Don Vaughan)
  • Fundalini Asks "What If...?" -
    What If the British Royal Family Ran a Carnival?
  • Diary of a Wii Owner
  • The Fast 5 - Things Overheard After
    Henry Hager Proposed to Jenna Bush
  • LeLievre and Let Die!

• The Godfrey Report
• Tips to Avoid Identity Theft: A Fundalini Consumer Fraud Feature
• Mad's Sketchy Comedy Outtakes from 30 Rock
• Graphic Novel Review - The Amazing Spider-Man: Irreversible Terminal Demise, Vol. 1
• Ad for Spy vs. Spy - The Joke and Dagger Files, The Mad War on Bush,
  Mad About Star Wars, and Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin books
• The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2007
  • 1. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennel - Pitbullsh*t (written by Jeff Kruse / Mark Fredrickson art)
  • 2. Bush Breaks Presidential Record For Time Off - Vacation Daze
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Mark Stutzman art)
  • 3. Imus - "Nappy-Headed" Host (written by Dave Croatto)
  • 4. Britney Spears - Strife in the Fast Lane (Gary Hallgren art)
  • 5. Walter Reed Army Hospital Scandal - Toying With Soldiers' Lives
    (written by Jacob Lambert / G.I. Woe figure by Dave Croatto / Irving Schild photos)
  • 6. The Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Trial - Who's Your Daddy? (Mort Drucker art)
  • 7. Paris Hilton - The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke (AP & Wide World photos)
  • 8. The Crazy Diapered Astronaut - Houston, We Have a Mental Problem
    (written by Scott Maiko / Charles Akins art)
  • 9. The Giant Toy Recall - A China Pattern (written by Matthew A. Cohen and Jason Schneider)
  • 10. Isaiah Washington Bashes Homosexuals - Gay's Animosity (Richard Williams art)
  • 11. Wild Horses' Ass: Keith Richards Sniffs His Father's Ashes
    (written by Jacob Lambert / Mark Fredrickson art)
  • 12. Scooter Libby - A Man For All Treasons (written by Jacob Lambert)
  • 13. The Sopranos Finale - Bada Bing! Bada Boo! (Tom Richmond art)
  • 14. The Creation Museum - You Can't Darwin 'em All (written by Josh Eiserike / Hermann Mejia art)
  • 15. If I Did It By O.J. Simpson - Murder, He Wrote (Drew Friedman art)
  • 16. Lindsay Lohan - Human Crash Test Dummy (written by Nick Danzi / Scott Bricher art)
  • 17. Alberto Gonzales - The Nation's Chief Flawed Officer (Steve Smallwood art)
  • 18. The Senator In The Bathroom Stall - Craig's Lust (Mick Coulas art)
  • 19. Tainted Pet Food - Fold-In (Al Jaffee)
  • 20. Sanjaya - Indian Bummer (Scott Bricher art / AP & Wide World photos)
• Ad for Subscription with bonus #43 print offer
• Ad for Mad Classics
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• What The Heck is the Difference? (featuring cover #276)
• A Mad Look At Dancing With The Stars (Sergio Aragones)