Mad #467 July 2006

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters (photos: What Kind of Person Reads Mad?)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Ray Alma, Doug Bratton, Jeff Kruse, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin,
  Charlie Kadau, Jacob Lambert, Glen LeLievre, Patrick Merrell, Kevin Pope, David Shayne)
  • Little-Known Mentors for the Real World
  • Movie Cliches You Can Count On...
  • The Puzzle Nook
  • The Godfrey Report
  • LeLievre and Let Die

• WonkyPedia - The Lincoln Assassination
• Monkeys Are Always Funny
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Wedding Toasts
• Spoiled Bratton
• Clip 'N' Use Fraudulent Fortunes
• "My Complaints, Gripes and Pet Peeves" - A Fundalini Exclusive Excerpt from the Blog of Superman
• Saddam Sez:
• Pull My Cheney!
• Rejected Characters from Cars (written by Jacob Lambert / Tom Richmond art)
• Comparing the War in Iraq to Previous Wars (written by Jacob Lambert / Peter Kuper art)
• Mad's Guide to Amusement Park Fun (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Don't You Hate When Your Parents... (written by Jacob Lambert / Marc Hempel art)
• Outrageously Stupid Cell Phone Features and Accessories (John Caldwell)
• The FDA's Guide to the Best and Worst Choices in Fast Food (written by Jeff Kruse / Irving Schild photos)
• Resolutions in Congress You May Not Know About (written by Jeff Kruse / Mort Drucker art)
• Modern Hassles Superman Would Face If He Really Returned
  (written by Jacob Lambert / Hermann Mejia art)
• A Mad Look at Fishing (Sergio Aragones)
• Ads for Subscriptions and Mad Classics
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art)
• The Sights and Sounds of the 2006 World Cup (written by Jeff Kruse / Tom Bunk art)
• How Does Jack Bauer Spend the Rest of the Month? (written by Darren Johnson / Rick Tulka art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Little Known Facts, Rumors and Total Fabrications About Cars
  (written by Scott Maiko / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad Deconstructs TV Talk Shows - The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art)
• A Message from the Naturally Oily American Gas Industry (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Fold-In -- What ugly civil war are many Americans watching closely? (Al Jaffee)