Mad #461 January 2006
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
- Contents Page (1)
- Letters (2-3)
- Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
**various places around the magazine
- The Fundalini Pages (Carolyn Abram, Grey Blackwell, John Caldwell, Michael Capozzla, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Tom Fowler, Megan Ganz, Gary Hallgren, Darren Johnson, Jacob Lambert, Barry Liebmann, Michael Lore, Kevin Pope, Irving Schild, Rick Tulka)
(IMPORTANT NOTE) (6-8)
- Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Our Animal Friends
(written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
- An Ad We'd Like to See - New Dove Firming
- Pull My Cheney! - Eunice shoots out window,
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delays card game (Tom Cheney)
- The Godfrey Report
- 3 Quick and Easy Things King Kong Could Do to Improve His Image (John Caldwell)
- The Fast 5 - PBS's New Conservative Direction (Grey Blackwell art)
- Scary Threats... Scarrier Realities (Rick Tulka art)
- Monkeys Are Always Funny - with Tom DeLay
- MySpace By the Numbers
- Yoga For Smokers (Gary Hallgren art)
- New On DVD! The Sisterhood of the Traveling Implants
- Graphic Novel Review - The Thoroughly Updated, All-Inclusive Handbook
to the Marvel Universe (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Fowler art)
- Adults Only Chat Lines (Irving Schild photos)
- The 25 Worst Things About Christmas (written by Jeff Kruse / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (10-12)
- Go Fetch! (Tom Bunk art) /
Ads for Mad Kids, Spy vs. Spy Jr Action Collectible Race Cars (13,14,16,17)
- A Progress Report From ExxonMonopoly (ad parody) (written by Dick DeBartolo) (18)
- Monroe and... The Mystery Cream - Part Two (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (19-21)
- A Mad Look at Alien Invasions (Sergio Aragones) (22-24)
- The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2005! (introduction page) (29)
- 1. Huricane Katrina - "Where's W?" -
(Where's Waldo? book parody) (written by Jeff Kruse / Doug Holgate art) (30)
- 2. Tom Cruise's Self-Destruction - "Mission: Insufferable" -
(Mission: Impossible movie poster parody) (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art) (31)
- 3. There Goes the Bride, Jennifer Wilbanks -
"Runaway Bride" - (Modern Bride magazine cover parody) (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Scott Bricher art) (32)
- 4. Russell Crowe's Telephone Tantrum -
"Crowe-Magnon Man's Early Attempt at Communication" - (museum display parody) (written by Joe Raiola / Irving Schild photos / sculpture by Liz Lomax) (33)
- 5. Karl Rove - "Lil' Leaker" (toy parody)
(sculpture by Anthony Cipriano / Irving Schild photos) (34)
- 6. Prince Harry - "When Harry Went Nazi" - (When Harry Met Sally movie poster parody)
(written by Dave Croatto / Richard Williams art) (35)
- 7. Dave Chappelle - "Comedy Central Resents: Chappelle's Season 3 No-Show" (36)
- 8. Pat Robertson Calls for the Assassination of Venezuelan President Chavez -
(parody of photo of Jack Ruby shooting Lee Harvey Oswald) (37)
- 9. Scam Artist Gives Wendy's the Finger - "Lawsuit Helper" -
(Hamburger Helper ad parody) (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art) (38)
- 10. Rafael Palmeiro Testifies Negative, Tests Positive - "King Con" -
(King Kong movie poster parody) (James Bennett art) (39)
- 11. The Terri Schiavo Media Circus - "The Most Shameless Show On Earth" -
(circus poster parody) (Tom Richmond art) (40-41)
- 12. Michael Jackson's Touching Tale -
"An Open Letter to My Billions of Fans and Supporters" (written by Desmond Devlin) (42)
- 13. Brajelina - "ArchRival Comics" -
(Archie Comics comic book cover parody) (written by Justin Tyler / Jack Syracuse art) (43)
- 14. Teen Queens' Extreme Weight Loss - "Lean Girls" -
(Mean Girls movie poster parody) (written by Paul Gilligan / Hermann Mejia art) (44)
- 15. Saddam Photographed in Jail - "The Adventures of Captive Underpants" -
(The Adventures of Captain Underpants book cover parody) (written by Desmond Devlin) (45)
- 16. Dr. James Dobson's Right-Wing Group Outs SpongeBob -
"The Sinister Hidden Agendas of Today's Cartoon Characters" (written by Arie Kaplan) (46)
- 17. Paula Abdul Alleged Affair with an American Idol Contestant (Tom Nick Cocotos art) (47)
- 18. Kevin Federline - "Whut Tuh Expect When Yer Expectin'" -
(What to Expect When You're Expecting book cover parody) (written by Scott Maiko / Richard Williams art) (48)
- 19. Teaching Evolution in Schools Controversy - Fold-In (Al Jaffee / idea by Megan Ganz)
What controversial relationships are many teachers now having to deny? (49)
- 20. The A-List of A-Holes - "The Biggest Losers" - (Drew Friedman art) (50-51)
- Spy vs. Spy - toilet flush slingshot (Peter Kuper) (52)
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