Mad #440 April 2004

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      Jason Alexander's Wedding Vows (Tom Bunk art)
    • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Television (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
    • Classified Ads
    • Monkeys Are Always Funny - Hindenburg disaster (Evan Dorkin)
    • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Simon Cowell
      (written by Mike Snider / Jack Syracuse art)
    • Videogame Corner -
      Things You Won't Overhear at the Next Videogame Convention (written by Jeff Kruse)
    • Going to the Caldwell Once Too Often - proper brass pole technique (John Caldwell)
    • Graphic Novel Review - Te-Di-Um! Legendary Legend of the Legend by Secun-Rate Hak
      (written by Desmond Devlin / Gary Hallgren art)
    • The Godfrey Report
    • What's Pete Rose Betting On This Month? (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
    • The Martha Stewart Trial - The Case For & Against (Tom Nick Cocotos art)
    • Best Sellers Cut Down to Size - Bill O'Reilly - Who's Looking Out For You?
    • Vey To Go - bedside visitors (P. C. Vey)
    • Bitterman - wouldn't be caught dead at a place like Disneyworld (Garth Gerhart)
  • Ad for taking Mad's survey (11)
  • Bored of the Rings: Rehash of the Thing (movie satire)
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art) (12-17)
  • Is Your Mom's New Boyfriend a Keeper or a Loser? (John Caldwell) (18-20)
  • Spy vs. Spy - helicopter and truck snipper arms (Peter Kuper) (21-22)
  • Survivor: World Leaders (written by Joe Raiola / Sam Sisco art) (24-25)
  • A Mad Look at Exams (Sergio Aragones) (26-29)
  • Mad's Trumped-Up Scenes from The Apprentice (written by and video captures by Mike Snider) (30-31)
  • Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest -- plumbing repair / awakening from coma (P. C. Vey) (32)
  • Mad's Suggestions for Improving American Idol (written by Greg Leitman / Tom Richmond art) (34-35)
  • Monroe and... Survivor Jr. - Part 3 (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (36-38)
  • Mad's Etiquette Guide to Spring Break (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Amanda Conner art) (39-41)
  • Mad's Simply Dreadful Outtakes from American Idol
    (written by and video captures by Mike Snider) (42-43)
  • Joan of Archaic (TV satire) (written by Josh Gordon / Mort Drucker art) (44-48)
  • Fold-In -- What competition will all eyes soon be focused on? (Al Jaffee) (C3)