Mad #428 April 2003

• Cover Artist: Dale Stephanos

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• Contents Page
• Letters (stills from Oct. 25, 2002 Jeopardy! show Mad category)
  (John Caldwell illustrates a simultaneous burp, fart, sneeze)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Bored of the Rings - The Two+ Hours (movie satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)
• The Employing Guise (Ray Alma and Timothy Shamey art)
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Irving Schild photos)
• Mad Sizes Up the 2003 Oscars - Best Actor
  (Drew Friedman art / Harry North, Esq. "Alfie" statue art)
  (written by Greg Leitman, Mike Snider,
  Barry Liebmann, David Shayne)

• Monroe and... Discrimination (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Mad Sizes Up the 2003 Oscars - Best Actress (written by Greg Leitman, Barry Liebmann, Mike Snider,
  David Shayne / Rick Tulka art / Harry North, Esq. "Alfie" statue art / color by Jack Syracuse)
• A Mad Look at Video Gamers (Sergio Aragones)
• Disposable Camera Wedding Photos That Didn't Make the Album
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Timothy Shamey art)
• The Slo-Man's Advanced Home Security System (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Other Medical "Surveys" The Public Never Heard About
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Tom Bunk art)
• Mad's Not So Daring Outtakes from Daredevil
• Your Team May Not Be Final Four Material If... (John Caldwell)
• MTV Making the Video: Osama Bin Laden (written by Dave Croatto / Bill Wray art)
• Mad Sizes Up the 2003 Oscars - Best Picture (written by Greg Leitman, Barry Liebmann,
  Mike Snider, David Shayne / Tom Richmond art / Harry North, Esq. "Alfie" statue art)
• Fold-In -- Who is responsible for a major increase in crack on our streets? (Al Jaffee)