Mad #275 December 1987

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions featuring Mad's Vastly Overrated Al Jaffee and Mad's Sergio Aragones On Parade Big Book Bonuses
• Contents Page (Important Announcement from Publisher
  William M. Gaines explaining the need to start running ads - directs readers to The Mad Merchandise Mart section)
• Ad for 'Til Mad Do Us Part Paperback
• Letters (photo of Pee-wee Herman (Paul Reubens) and Mad #273) (Results of the Millenium Reader's Poll from #272)
  (Sergio Aragones drawing of himself and Mort Drucker receiving Reuben Awards at the National Cartoonist's Society Awards Dinner)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Beverly Hills Slop, Too! (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Drama on Page 9 (John Caldwell)
• The Mad Decibel (dB) Scale
  (written by Mike Snider / Bob Clarke art)
• The Body Perfect (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Mad's Home Version of Jeopardy! (written by John Prete)
• Low-Tech Inventions For Everyday Needs (Al Jaffee)
• Your Pet Knows...(Paul Peter Porges)
• The Mad Merchandise Mart
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• The Ballad of Dr. Ruth (with apologies to Rudyard Kipling)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Ollie North Coloring Book
  (written by Paul Laikin / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Comic Book Convention (written by Lou Silverstone / Sergio Aragones art)
  (idea by Joey Townsel)
• Mad's Guide to Talk Show Hosts
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Sam Viviano art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• It's Really Scary to Think That...
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Drama on Page 42 (John Caldwell)
• Head of the Crass (TV satire)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Angelo Torres art)
• The Mad Movie Critic's Pledge
  (written by Christopher C. Manson / Jack Davis art)
• Fold-In -- What predatory creature most threatens
  the survival of endangered species? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Fat Book of the Month Club
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art)