Mad #235 December 1982

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard

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• Note: This contents page should technically be read in reverse.
• Ad for Mad Super Special Spring 1983
  Cops, Politicians, Teachers, and Other Corrupt Professions
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Mad Barfs Paperback, Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Subscriptions (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Rockhead III (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Jack Davis art)
• Hidden Charges in Typical Bills
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
• Dumb Kind of Hero (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art)
• A Desert Island Game Plan (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• T-Shirts With Messages We'd Like to See
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Help Wanted Ads We Never Get To See
  (written by Mike Snider)
• Mad's Real Life "Catch 22's"
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• "If Elected, I Solemnly Promise..."
  (written by Tom Koch / Al Jaffee art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Yaks of Life (TV satire)
  (written by Tom Koch / Angelo Torres art)
• Conehead The Barbituate (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Don Martin art)
• Page which reads "Hey, Hairball!! We already told you...! This is the back of Mad! Mainly...this is the last page upside-down!! What are you messing around here for?! Turn to the front of the magazine...and start reading like any normal person! Geeze...do we have to spell out everything for you?"
• Fold-In -- What would be a vast improvement
  on the "right to bear arms?" (Al Jaffee)
• Back (Front?) Cover - Conan the Barbarian Cuts the Baloney
  (written by Al Jaffee / Boris Vallejo art)