Mad #227 December 1981

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard

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• Ad for Mad Super Special Spring 1982 with a focus on sports
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Mad Clobbers the Classics and The Eggs-Rated Mad Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Arbor Day (typical horror movie satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art)
• The Mad TV Coroner's Report (written by Stan Hart)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Your Mad Horoscope (written by John Ficarra)
• Mad Careers for the Slow and Lazy (Paul Peter Porges)
• How Many Mistakes Can You Find in This Picture?
  (Disco Club) (written by Chris Hart / George Woodbridge art)
• Don Martin's Version of a Movie of Ecchcaliber
  (written by Larry Siegel)
• The Mad Questionnaire For Uncovering America's
  "Truly Needy" (written by John Ficarra / Bob Clarke art)
• A Mad Look at Teachers
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
• More Sub-Divisions for Public Places
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• You Can't Win!
  (written by Larry Siegel / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Good Sounds / Bad Sounds
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Magnumb, P.U. (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Mort Drucker art)
• Fold-In -- What new sex object has
  brought out our animal instincts? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Dog Plays Dead at Dinner Table
  (Sergio Aragones)