Mad #214 April 1980

• Ad for the Mad Magazine Board Game (Jack Davis art)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Subscriptions (Paul Coker, Jr. art),
  Mad About the Buoy Paperback, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Calamityville Horror (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• One Fine Day Downtown While
  Watching a Double Feature (Don Martin)
• The Corncorde - Airplot '79 (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• One Fine Day Downtown While
  Passing a Construction Site (Don Martin)
• "People" Magazines for Other Specialized Groups
  (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Rickard art)
• The Lighter Side of Celebrations (Dave Berg)
• Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Actors (Al Jaffee)
• The Jogger (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art)
  (with apologies to The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe)
• Mad's "Necromania Agent" of the Year
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Harry North, Esq. art)
• One Saturday Afternoon Downtown (Don Martin)
• Still More Yellow Pages Through History -
  Early American Telephone Company
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad Laws (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Academy Awards for Dating
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art)
• Comic Strip Cursing Symbols to Match a Given Situation
  (written by Henry Clark / Bob Clarke art)
• The White, Shadowed (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- What scary new form of fallout has
  technology foisted on us lately? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Stinky Old Miner's Feet
  (written by Dave Manak / Al Jaffee art)