Mad #208 July 1979

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard

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• Ad for Mad Special Number 28 featuring the seventh The Nostalgic Mad reprint of assorted Mad comic articles (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "For some people, counting calories is a weigh of life!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
  (George Woodbridge illustrates "The Rosalynn's Tale" -
  reader requested addition to #206's The Carterbury Tales)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  The Mad Make Out Book Paperback, Subscriptions
  (string around doorknob hooked to grenade's pin in mouth
  - written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Superduperman (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (4-11)
• Re-Writing Classical Poetry to Give Women Equal Time
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art) (12-15)
• A Mad Look at Superman
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (16-17)
• Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Lawyers
  (Al Jaffee) (18)
• Mad Explores the TV Ratings System
  (written by Larry Siegel / Harry North, Esq. art) (19-22)
• Spy vs. Spy - camouflaged helicopter
  bird lays bomb egg (Antonio Prohias) (23)
• What is Humility?
  (written by Tom Koch / Sergio Aragones art) (24-25)
• Candid Close-Ups of Some Legendary Feets
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Jones art) (26-27)
• The Lighter Side of
  The "Me" Generation (Dave Berg) (28-32)
• Crafty Bunko Schemes, Inc. 1979-80
  Repairmen's Parts & Supply Catalogue
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art) (33-36)
• The Space Age Razor Race
  (Al Jaffee / idea by John Wick) (37-39)
• If Children Treated Their Parents
  the Way Their Parents Treat Them
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (40-41)
• One Night in the Miami Bus Terminal (Don Martin) (42)
• Cattle Car Galaxica (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What inspiring lesson does
  professional sports teach our children? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Superman's Super Hernia
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)