Mad #147 December 1971

• Mad's Modern Believe It or Nuts!
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Bob Clarke art)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Polyunsaturated Mad Paperback,
  Subscriptions (written by Sergio Aragones / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Little Dull Man (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• An Italian Robin Catching a Worm (Don Martin)
• Condolence Cards For Business and Professional Tragedies
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Future Shock (Sergio Aragones)
• The New Army (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• If Nixon Were President During Custer's Last Stand
  (Irving Schild, Wide World and UPI photos)
  (written by Lou Silverstone)
• Meet Sudhir Dar - A Tasty Indian "Nut"
  (John Putnam title art)
• Hawks & Doves (Al Jaffee)
• The Lighter Side of Time (Dave Berg)
• One Morning on Main Street (Don Martin)
• A Mad Look at Pet Owners
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Modern Muscle Magazine
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / George Woodbridge art)
• Gall in the Family Fare (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art)
• Late One Thursday Morning Downtown (Don Martin)
• Fold-In -- What kind of political bandwagon would many Republicans like to see prepared for our V.P.? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- See No Evil / Hear No Evil /
  Well...Two Out of Three Ain't Bad!
  (written by Larry Gore / Jack Rickard art)