Mad #99 December 1965

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo

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• Ad for It's a World, World, World, World Mad! paperback
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Subscriptions, Aurora A. E. Neuman Model Kit, Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Christmas Grab Bag with Mad Follies, paperbacks, AEN portrait (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• When Politicians Do TV Commercials
  (written by Ronald Axe and Sol Weinstein / Jack Rickard art)
• Don Martin Proudly Presents Three Hairy Stories
  • At the Barbershop
  • In a Home
  • In Another Home
• Mad's Snappy Answers to Those Old Clichés
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• The Virginiaham (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Mort Drucker art)
• Boxing Foto-Plays (written by Arnie Kogen)
  (UPI and World Wide photos)
• Mad Interviews the Greeting Card Manufacturer of the Year
  (written by Stan Hart / Joe Orlando art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Let's Humanize Those Automated Machines
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
• The Lighter Side of Moving (Dave Berg)
• A Celebrity's Wallet - Soupy Sales
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• A Mad Guide to the Wildlife of Our American Highways
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Horror Movie Scenes We'd Like to See
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Rime of the Modern Surfer
  - with apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge's
  The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
  (written by Tom Koch / Don Martin art)
• Football "In Depth" (TV satire) (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Ronald Axe and Sol Weinstein)
• Fold-In -- What Wild Frenzy Will
  Future College Students Face? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- The Day They Forgot to Put the Top
  Down for the Hertz Commercial (Irving Schild photo)