Mad #33 June 1957

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Ad for MAD Jewelry featuring "What...Me Worry?" Kid
  Photo by Carl Klein / Touched-Up by Romeo Serry
  • Lapel/Scatter Pin - $2
  • Tie Pin - $2
  • Cuff Links - $3
  • Key Chain - $2                      (Jack Davis art)
  • Charm Bracelet - $2
• Contents Page
• Baseball's Hall of Shame
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Joe Orlando art)
• Jobs We'd Like to Have
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• Mad Subscription Ad - MAD Contains Concentrated Humor -
  An Effective Stomach Acid Neutralizer! (Wally Wood art)
• Letters
• The English Titles Don't Quite Match the Action
  in Foreign Movies (Wally Wood art)
• The Russian Titles Don't Quite Match the Action
  in American Movies (Wally Wood art)
• Super-Markets Force-Out-the-Small-Retail-Grocer Gala Sale
  (written by Paul Laikin)
• Future TV Ad (Don Martin)
• Ernie Kovacs' Strangely Believe It! (Wally Wood art)
• The Chicago, Lasagna & South Gasp Railroad Timetable
• Why I Left the Army and Became a Civilian
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• The Unfortunate Part of Feeding Pigeons Homemade Popcorn
  (Don Martin)
• Vending Machines of the Future
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Henry Morgan's The Truth About Cowboys (Wally Wood art)
• Dead Letters
• Ticket Stubs
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• The Old Philosopher sobs The Disc Jockey's Lament
  (written by Eddie Lawrence / Mort Drucker art)
• The Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures
  (written by Donald Knuth / Wally Wood art)
• Hollywood is Ruining Marlin Brando (Bob Clarke art)
• Ernie Kovacs' Strangely Believe It! (Wally Wood art)
• High-School Dance (Bob Clarke art)
• Scenes We'd Like to See -
  The Overhanging Bough (Joe Orlando)
• Ad for Utterly Mad and other paperbacks (Will Elder art)
• Back Cover -- Reader's Disgust (Joe Orlando)