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More Mad Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
by Al Jaffee - 1990

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Contains articles from his first seven "Snappy" paperbacks (marked with their number).

Snappy #1
#1		 Snappy #2
#2		 Snappy #3
#3		 Snappy #4
#4		 Snappy #5
#5		 Snappy #6
#6		 Snappy #7
#7

Red = First Appearance of Original Material
  • Al Jaffee: The Man Behind the Legend by Nick Meglin
    (image from #2 with all new interview variation)

  • Introduction (image from #3 with all new text variation)

  • A Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Trivia Quiz
    (Can you spot the 24 new pages?)

  • Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Have you been shopping?" - #4
    • "Is that a real robot?" - #5
    • "Would you like to see a waiter?" - #3
    • "Are you going to have a baby?" - #2
    • "Are you going to cook that lobster?" - #5
    • "Is this seat taken?" - #2
    • "Is this your house?"
    • "Is this the bird section?" - #3
    • "Would you like a table, sir?" - #4
    • "Where did you get your red hair?" - #2
    • "Do you sell bagels?"

  • The Great "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" Murder Mystery - #1

  • Stinging Comebacks to Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "What's the special today?" - #4
    • "Is your boat sinking?"
    • "Expect to catch a mouse with that?"
    • "Did you get wet?" - #5
    • "Doing some shopping?" - #1
    • "Hello, Myra, are you home?" - #7
    • "Are you going out in that boat?"
    • "Oh, isn't he darling?" - #7

  • A "Snappy Answer to Some Stupid Questions" That Backfired
    • "Are you Zigveit B. Shtoonk?" - #1
      (starring Sylvester Stallone instead of Rock Hudson)

  • Through History with Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Are they going on a boat ride?" - #6
    • "Are you William Tell's kid?" - #6
    • "Shall I call the bearers, Your Highness" - #6
    • "You expect me to laugh at that?" - #6
    • "Are you teaching him to jump?" - #6
    • "Is that thing safe?" - #6
    • "Are you churning butter?" - #6
    • "Are you on your knees, darling?" - #6
    • "Did you say, 'Fry an old hen'?" - #6
    • "Did they cut through the tree for the road?" - #7
    • "Are we battling the infidels, sire?" - #6

  • A "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" Cops and Robbers Story - #2

  • More Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Are you going to the bowling alley?" - #4
    • "Are you doing yoga?" - #3
    • "Is it snowing?" - #1
    • "Is this the mystery section?"
    • "Going to build a fire?" - #2
    • "Young man, do you work here?" - #1
    • "Digging a garden?" - #5
    • "Going on a trip?" - #1
    • "Are you our model?" - #3
    • "Are you painting the house?" - #4
    • "How much is coffee?" - #5
    • "Charles, are you drinking alone again?"

  • A Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Movie Theatre Story - #3

  • Some Very Unlikely Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Is this really a good book?" - #7
    • "Are you trying to fix it?" - #3
    • "Is that a flute?" - #4
    • "Is that your mother?" - #2
    • "Where's the patient?" - #2
    • "Are you in distress?" - #
    • "Is this car for hire?" - #3
    • "Are you reading that book?" - #3
    • "Are you an eskimo?" - #3
    • "Is this exit 81?" - #2
    • "Are you a fake horse?"

  • Snappy Shots - #5

  • Still More Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Are these homegrown tomatoes?" - #5
    • "Are they ready to eat?" - #3
    • "Is it raining?" - #1
    • "Do you need a spoon?" - #2
    • "Are you going scuba diving?" - #4
    • "Is the weather bad?" - #5
    • "Hey you! Can't you read the sign?"
    • "Building a doghouse?" - #3
    • "Did I hurt you?" - #1
    • "Are you getting a drink?" - #4
    • "Do you sell shoes?" - #5
    • "Are you a refuse collector?"

  • A Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions In Outer Space - #5

  • More Snappy Shots - #5

  • More Stinging Comebacks to Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Is anyone in there?" - #3
    • "Are you vacuuming?" - #5
    • "Is that a luggage card?" - #5
    • "Is this my mail?" - #5
    • "Are you the florist?" - #5
    • "Is this a pumpkin?" - #5
    • "Is that a dummy?" - #5
    • "Are you going to drink that?" - #5
    • "Did you take a stroll, Mr. Jones?" - #3
    • "Are those crutches?" - #5

  • A Poetic "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" - #2

  • Once Again Plain Old Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Can you tell me what's playing?" - #4
    • "Do I have to put the worm on the hook?" - #4
    • "Is the soup too hot?" - #1
    • "Are you dancing?" - #4
    • "Does this mean I'm out of a job?" - #5
    • "Is this the road to Blechville?" - #1
    • "Going to the movies, Charlie?" - #2
    • "Are you on the phone?" - #1
    • "Did you take a bath?" - #4
    • "Is that an outboard motor?" - #5
    • "Hey, you! Do you know the best way to get to the next hick town?"

  • A Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Accident Story - #3
  • More Unlikely Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Are you going to commit suicide?" - #2
    • "Hanging a Christmas wreath?" - #3
    • "Are you the pilot?" - #5
    • "Is that a shark?" - #5
    • "Any last words?"
    • "Are you taking me to the hospital?" - #5
    • "How would you like to step outside and repeat that?" - #4
    • "Are you a hippo?" - #5
    • "Are you an extra-terrestrial?" - #5
    • "Are you a surgeon?" - #5

  • A "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" Wild West Sequence - #4

  • A Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Author's Interview Saga - #3

  • More Through History With Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Mommy, why do I have to eat cereal to get big and strong?" - ?
    • "Is that a portable lantern?" - #6
    • "Are you about to serve us?" - #6
    • "Can you keep your balance?" - #6
    • "Are you going to play?" - #6
    • "What is there about me that you find irresistible?" - #6
    • "Are you taking a bath, your Ladyship?" - #6
    • "Are you okay, Algernon?" - #7
    • "Are you going to blow that horn?" - #6

  • A Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Dream Sequence - #3

  • Back to Still More (Yecch) Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Is this the men's room?"
    • "Are you growing a mustache?" - #2
    • "Are you chopping down that tree?" - #3
    • "Do you speak English?"
    • "Are you going out in this kind of weather?" - #1
    • "Are they being arrested?" - #4
    • "Did you paint that?"
    • "Are you busy?" - #4
    • "Would you like your eyes examined?" - #2
    • "Do you sell fresh fruit?"
    • "Do you want to see me, chief?" - #3
    • "Is this your little girl, Mr. Gribish?" - #1
    • "Did you injure your finger?" - #6
    • "Mr. Jaffee, did you write your
      Snappy Answers books to entertain kids?" - #4

  • Still More Unlikely Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Are you all right?" - #3
    • "What day is this?" - #2
    • "Are they making out?" - #2
    • "Am I sexy, Henry?" - #1
    • "Shall I pour some coffee in your cup?" - #2
    • "Is there anyone ahead of me?" - #2
    • "How do I get in the zoo?" - #3
    • "Are you information?" - #2
    • "Shall I light your cigarette?" - #2
    • "Is this place expensive?" - #3
    • "Were you held up?" - #1
    • "Did you lose the fight?" - #5

  • A "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" Love Story - #1

  • Good Lord! Not More Stinging Comebacks
    to Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Is that a frisbee?" - #4
    • "Going to shovel snow?" - #3
    • "Will you take a letter, Miss Forbush?" - #1
    • "Is that a tuba?" - #2
    • "Are you washing your hair?" - #2
    • "Did I wake you?" - #4
    • "How much is this?"
    • "Is it cold out?" - #2
    • "Have you got a bad cold?" - #3
    • "Putting up a new antenna, George?" - #1
    • "Did you fall?" - #3
    • "Are you going to eat that?" - #4
    • "Is say old chap... are you there?"

  • Still More Snappy Shots - #5

  • A Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Vacation Trip

  • Finally the Last of Unlikely Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Are you in trouble?" - #3
    • "Are you exercising?" - #4
    • "Need gas?" - #2
    • "Did you call for a plumber?" - #3
    • "You guys have an accident?" - #3
    • "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" - #1
    • "Is this picture all right for kids?" - #2
    • "What are you guys trying to do, make trouble?" - #1
    • "Are you in charge here?" - #5
    • "Can I ask you a question?"

  • Finally, the Last of Plain Old Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
    • "Are you eating again?" - #4
    • "Is he breaking in?"
    • "Going surfing?" - #4
    • "Your son?" - #2
    • "Are you smoking, Tommy?" - #1
    • "Washing the car?" - #2
    • "Are you a housewife?" - #3
    • "Going to shovel the walk?"
    • "Are you going to fly a kite?" - #2
    • "Is it in good shape?" - #1
    • "Any luck?" - #6

  • Other books by Mad's (yecch!) Al Jaffee
    (shows covers of Jaffee's 13 Mad paperbacks to this point)

  • "What was their favorite part (of this book)?" - #2
  • Is this the end of the book? - #5

  • Answers to "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" Trivia Quiz

    Snappy
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