Mad Special #45 Winter 1983

(Book of Silly Nonsense)

• Cover - Alfred Artist: Frank Kelly Freas
  • Fonebone Artist and Writer: Don Martin

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• Pay Toll - Fifty Feet
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Contents Page
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad Solutions to Big City Doggie-Do Problems (Al Jaffee)
• In the Hospital (Don Martin)
• Answers to Children's Letters - From God (UPI photo)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Don Epstein)
• Mad's Cliche Killers
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• In a Las Vegas Hotel Lobby
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• Horrifying Cliches (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  (written by Phil Hahn and Jack Hanrahan)
• Mad One-Time Use Products
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Al Jaffee art)
• The First Echo (Don Martin)
• Announcements for Everything (written by Frank Jacobs)
• Visiting Day (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad's Physical Fitness Program
  (written by Dean Norman / Jack Rickard art)
• A Mad Peek Through the Microscope
  (written by Phil Hahn / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Cheap Revolutionary Way to Eat Out and Lose Weight! (written by Larry Gore / Al Jaffee art)
• A Mad Look at Burial at Sea (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Rejection Slip (Tom Hudson)
• Gambling in the Amazon (Don Martin)
• Shape-ly Mad Verse (written by William Garvin)
• Some Legendary Commodes
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• The Prophet
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Joe Orlando art)
• The Shadow Knows (Sergio Aragones)
• A Mad Look at Tarzan...Today
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)