Mad #539 June 2016

  • Cover Artist: Tom Richmond
  • Ad for Mad on Android Phones and Tablets (C2)
  • Contents Page (1)
  • Letters (Hillary Clinton with #537,
    John Caldwell tribute, Gordon Ramsay holds #536) (2-4)
  • Ads for Mad Spoofs the '80s
    and for Subscriptions with #63 bonus print (5)
  • The Fundalini Pages (6-8,10)
    • Facts and Figures from the 2016 Election
      (written by Jeff Kruse / John Martz art)
    • The Fast Five - How Kanye Plans to Get Out of Debt
      (written by Matt Lassen / Rick Tulka art)
    • The Hart of the Matt-er - running with bulls and
      scissors (written by Matt Lassen / Tom Hart art)
    • Facebook "Reactions" We Actually Need
    • A Comic-Book Movie No One Cares About -
      J. Jonah Jameson vs. Perry White
      (written by Jeff Kruse / Mike Loew art)
    • Other Uses for Gauged Earlobes
      (written by Evan Waite / Kevin Pope art)
    • What's Taking George R.R. Martin So Long
      to Write the Next Game of Thrones Book?
      (written by Kenny Keil / Stephen Silver art)
    • The Faster Five - Upsides to the Robot Apocalypse
      (written by Jeff Kruse / Bob Staake art)
    • Mattel Introduces the "Body-Accurate" Ken Doll
    • The Squeaky Wheeler -
      Make-A-Wish Foundation (Shannon Wheeler)
    • An Apology Letter We'd Like to See -
      Lumber Exterminators (written by Dick DeBartolo)
    • The Zany Zero - Lessons America Has
      Learned from the Most Recent Mass Shooting
      (written by Jeff Kruse / Ward Sutton art)
    • Oy Vey! - "some sort of malware" (P. C. Vey)
    • Reasons Why Dos Equis is Replacing the Most
      Interesting Man in the World (Josh Mecouch art)
    • Kids Who Won't Be Appearing on Ellen Anytime Soon
      (written by Kenny Keil / Anton Emdin art)
  • The Trumpalini Pages (12)
    • The Startling Similarities and Differences Between
      Donald Trump and Pope Francis
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