Mad Magazine Letter Pages
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| BIG QUESTION ISSUE / DATE |
BIG QUESTION | BIG ANSWER ISSUE / DATE |
BIG ANSWER (by votes when numbered) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 320 - Jul 1993 | If you could perform unnecessary root canal on any celebrity, who would you choose and why? | 322 - Oct 1993 | 1. Rush Limbaugh 2. Gilbert Gottfried 3. Barney the Dinosaur |
| 321 - Sep 1993 | What is a more appropriate name for Socks The Cat now that he lives in The White House? | 323 - Dec 1993 | Democat, Tax the Cat, Zbigmew Pussinski, Top Cat, Hocks the Cat, Bushwacker, Potatoe, Gym Socks, Hose, Spats, Silk Stockings, Argyle, Barney Doodle II, Jefferson Rodham Stockings, Socks Rodham Clinton, Pampered Puss, Sax the Cat, Sacques, Dirty Socks, Party Animal |
| 456 - Aug 2005 | What celebrity would you like to see eating a Mad Cow-tainted cheesesteak on Fear Factor? | 460 - Dec 2005 | 1. Tom Cruise 2. Paris Hilton 3. Brad Pitt and Ann Coulter |
| 460 - Dec 2005 and 462 - Feb 2006 |
Which celebrity’s iPod would you like to see cranked up to a dangerously high volume? | 465 - May 2006 | 1. Paris Hilton |
| 469 - Sep 2006 and 470 - Oct 2006 and 471 - Nov 2006 and 472 - Dec 2006 |
Which celebrity would you most like to see get attacked by a Bird Flu-infected Emu? Katharine McPhee, What’s-his-name who plays Superman, Heather Mills McCartney, or Daniel Powter |
475 - Mar 2007 | 1. Heather Mills McCartney |
| 475 - Mar 2007 and 476 - Apr 2007 and 477 - May 2007 |
What celebrity would you most like to see gunned down by paintballers? Michael “Kramer” Richards, Nicole Richie, Rosie O’Donnell, or Taylor Hicks |
478 - Jun 2007 | 1. Rosie O’Donnell |
| 478 - Jun 2007 and 479 - Jul 2007 and 480 - Aug 2007 and 481 - Sep 2007 and 482 - Oct 2007 and 483 - Nov 2007 |
What celebrity would you like to see “clown dunked” in a septic system? Howard K. Stern, Hillary Clinton, Ryan Seacrest, or Fergie |
484 - Dec 2007 | 1. Hillary Clinton 2. Ryan Seacrest 3. Howard K. Stern 4. Fergie |
Compiled by John R. Racano
